At Mel's request I played Robin Sparkles' "Let's go to the Mall" for everyone before they headed out of Alcatraz to take on the four supervillians. The cast of characters was Mel (Trixie and Vortex Kitty), Dorian (Prof Prime), Joel (Darkman), and Gene (Stefan the Punk Rock Zombie) Versus Avenged Manifold, Toxicity, Fearless Diablo, and Rodiart.
Their mission is to stop the four from getting the Weather Control device hidden underneath the mall in a decommissioned secret base. Our heroes get on scene just as the action is going down and they see Avenged Manifold who spots them exiting their supersonic hoverjet Gypsy and does a quick about face and dashes using super speed into the mall, package under hand. The Weather Machine!
I turn on Metallica.
Meanwhile, the supers deploy as Toxicity takes position behind the Capital Mall's fountain and uses his super power of toxic sludge attack to cause the water in the fountain to turn slimy and sludge over the heroes. They are covered in goo and somewhat shaken but ready for a fight.
The heroes respond when Prof Prime uses his telekenetic powers to slam the fountain into the huge man. He flies into a wall, slamming through it into the shoe store on the other side. A guy inside grumbles about someone named Peggy.
Next the Punk Rock Zombie turns into a million flies and swarms the mall looking for Manifold, his archnemesis. Trixity puts several arrows into Toxicity who stands back up and slams Prof Prime through a series of walls and knocks him with his sludge attack.
Darkman jumps shadows and appears directly behind the lumbering hulk and pounds some sense into him. "You're doing great Darkman. Now hit the big man!".
Meanwhile Fearless Diablo comes screeching into the room using a jetpack he stole from some science fiction fair (boba fetts) and slams into Trixy knocking her down. "Ouch, time to meet Vortex Kitty." She calls upon her fearless faebred feline and Vortex appears, as flying kitty with claws and a fearless attitude. Vortex begins clawing Fearless Diablo and the chase is on!
As Stefan moves into the next hall amid timid shoppers he can see none other than his nemsis with the weather control machine, but also a few halls down Rodiart is spotted with a gang of screaming women in tow. Oh no! Rodiart has attached a massive bomb to the ladies and secured it to the ceiling and floor of the mall! The timer says 24 seconds!
Now they must stop Rodiart and Manifold before they are free to go back to the Situation Room to watch the Situation.
Trixie and Darkman take on Manifold while Rodiart uses a flame thrower on the zombie! His mortal weakness! (go figure) and turns him into a human torch! Professor Prime uses his mind powers to send Diablo into another dimension in his mind.
Two villains out. Supers banged up a bit and knocked down but still in the fight (as it should be!) During the commotion, Toxicity and Diablo both recover and rush off the scene.
A battle royal between Darkman, Trixie and Manifold as the tornado created by the machine slams into Trixie sending her flying across the mall into a game stop. Vortex Kitty is not pleased and claws the face of Manifold while Darkman lunges forward with a suprise attack. Manifold goes down for the count.
Meanwhile, Stefan has detached his hands and is working on the bomb when Prof Prime finally breaks the chains and lets the girls go free. The bomb sequence continues as parts of the code are unlocked by Stefan's hands but not enough. Only one more round left before Capital Mall turns into rubble!
Manifold recovers and beats a hasty retreat and so does Rodiart while the heroes work to solve the problem of the bomb. AH ha! Trixie grabs the weather control device, now leaking gama radiation, and tosses it to Darkman who uses the shadows to teleport to Prof Prime and Prime fumbles with the device summoning a twister to carry the bomb into the sky.
The bomb explodes harmlessly into the sky and the heroes save the day.
Epilogue: The heroes return to Alcatraz to be greeted in person by The Situation and Snookie who were both at the mall at the time.The Jersey Shore cast is escorted off Alcatraz and Stefan is left to explain his strange obsession with the show to John Battle.