Tuesday, August 21, 2012

If You Were a DnD Monster

Today on facebook an interesting photo passed my way. I have copied it here along with my answer. 

I would be a beholder because I like to control magic with my antimagic cone while being able to keep an eye on the party, my treasure and my minions while packing enough spells to disentigrate them all should they displease me.


  1. A Gazebo... I am thirty feet wide and fifteen feet tall, I am neither good nor evil, I am immune to arrows (Even +3 arrows!) but I am susceptible to fire spells and anyone with an axe...

    And when angered I eat Paladins! =P
    For those who have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, look up 'Eric and the Gazebo'!

  2. Frankie I remember the Gazebo! I used to tease my wife about picking up one at Michael for terrorizing the party.