Saturday, January 22, 2011
SOA 2011 Con Update - Friday NIght (Zulus and Food Friday)
At this point we all just wanted to eat so I ordered a BLT thinking it would be quick. Well was I mistaken. Let me tell you, they must have raised the pig, then fed the pig and then taken the pig to a drive in movie starring Wilbur because by the time I got my BLT it had been twenty more minutes. Really? twenty minutes to put bacon on some bread and toss in some tomato and lettuce.
See, at 'Somewhere in Augusta' they have a system for making BLTS they first put the bacon bits- wait no scratch that not bacon bits, beggin strips, you know the dog food that is imitation bacon. Yep that's what they used. Then they take a piece of lettuce and fold it in half and smash it with a rolling pin, after that they take one small tiny tomato (can't give the customer too much here it's where the cost really comes from) and put it on the most awful tasting bread in the history of baking before tossing in some fries. Eh, the fries were the best part and they tasted like cardboard.
Here's a picture of their so-called 'Super BLT'. Super - super crappy. Point of fact - do NOT go to Somewhere in Augusta.