You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
but do you recall the most famous err reindeer of all...
Randolf the Radioactive Rodent (of unusual size) had some very nasty teeth,
and with his large incisors he can tear out chunks of meat,
some of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Randolf play in any reindeer games,
then one dark and smelly night (in the Fire Swamp),
Prince Humperdink came to say.
Randolf for your evening snack, won't you chew up the Man in Black?
Then how the Six Fingered Man loved him, the kingdom shouted out with glean,
(Nobody withstands the machine)
Randolf the Radioactive Rodent (of unusual size),
You go down in history...
Merry Christmas from The ArmChair General with apologizes to Johnny Marks